I'm drive I can fine osifer
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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