Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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