i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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