forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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