He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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