So drunk, too bad you don't want this
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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