Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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