try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she pinky promised me she was 18
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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