I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
How naked do you want me to be?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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