do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Randomize