I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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