There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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