his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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