I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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