Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Come share oat with me in your robe
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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