you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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