Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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