i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
As shirtless as possible
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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