you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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