She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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