Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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