So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
