I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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