I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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