She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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