ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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