I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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