He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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