i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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