Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
