Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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