if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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