It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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