i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Congratulations! We have a period
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