We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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