He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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