isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The Olympian is in my bed
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize