We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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