Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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