Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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