You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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