from now on my penis is your penis
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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