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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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