Dual....:-)
She said her name was "party"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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