I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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