i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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