i don't plan on having that self control this summer
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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