I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
