I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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