Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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