You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My breasts were aching with rage.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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