the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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