Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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