i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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