that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
