did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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