I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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