Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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