I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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