Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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